Do you think this joke is funny?!?!?

Question

And what is your funniest joke or riddle?



A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.

Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and

goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

Sorry I didn't realize it didnt all go through

Answer 1

thats really nice one..... hahahaha.....thanks
here is one for you too.... have fun.

One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny's body. Worried, she asks him what happened.

He replies:" Well, my parents are doing renovations in my room and I sleep with them. Last night, I woke and heard my father asking OK? and mom said OK so I asked OK what? So they got real angry and beat me up."

The next day, the teacher sees new cuts and bruises on little johnny's body so she asks him what happened and tells her the same thing. So she tells him not to say anything should the same thing occur tonight.

Next day at school, little johnny comes to class with a head band on his head and crutches with his face all blue and swollen.

When the teacher asks what happened, he says:
" Like you said, last night, when my dad asked OK? and mom said OK, I didn't say anything. After a while, they started moaning and groaning but still, I didn't say a thing until dad asked:
"did you come?" and mom answered
"Yeah, I came" and I said
"where were you?

Answer 2

Lol.

Here's two.

A lady was taking a shower when the doorbell rang. It was a couple. The put her bathrobe on a opened the door. "Aren't you going to congratulate us? We just got married!" The woman said congrats and when back inside. 5 minutes later the doorbell rang again. It was a race car driver. "Aren't you going to congratulate me? I just won a race!" The woman said congrats and went back inside. 5 minutes later the doorbell rang again. It was the blind man. The lady didn't put on her bathrobe because the blind man couldn't see her naked. She opened the door and the blind man said, "Aren't you going to congratulate me? I just got my sight back!"

Another one.

Three men where out in the middle of the ocean. One man was Chinese, one was Spanish, and one was American. The Chinese man said, "I have too much of these in my country!" and threw down some rice. The Spanish man said, "I have too much of these in my country!" and threw down some tamales. The American man didn't have anything but he said, "I have too much of these in my country!" and threw down the Spanish man!

Answer 3

Oldie but still a goodie. Thumbs up.

Answer 4

old sorry i've heard this one many many times before on here sorry check ya later ♥

Answer 5

Whats the rest of the joke?!?!

Answer 6

HAHA!!! That was pretty funny, but actually very true.

Answer 7

yes that was quite an insight

Answer 8

Ha-ha! One of my favorites! :)

Answer 9

lol thats hella funny!...but sadly enough its true :(

Answer 10

funny, but is that it