which ever one makes me laugh the most then ill reward u 10 points
2006-08-01 12:54:53 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma so fat, when she layed on her back we'd use her belly button as a hot tub.
2006-08-01 12:57:28 · answer #1 · answered by svetlana 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yo Momma So Dumb She Sat On The TV And Watched The Couch...
2006-08-01 12:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so ugly she looked out the window and got a ticket for mooning
2006-08-01 12:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by city 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma such a slut, she been on Maury show 15 times looking for yo daddy.
You are NOT the father!
2006-08-01 13:00:08 · answer #4 · answered by David B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur momma so fat:
shes on both sides of the family
she has to iron her pants in the drive way
they had to install speed bumps in the resturaunt
her blood type is ragu
when she hauls azz she has to make two trips
when she dances, the band skips
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
she puts mayonaise on asprin
she gets runs in her jeans
her driver's liscense says "picture continued on other side"
her high school portrait was an arial photo
when she ran away, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton
she got smaller fat women orbiting around her
i ran around her twice and got lost
she uses hwy (whatever u want) as a slippin slide
when she goes to a resturaunt, she dont get a menu, she gets an estimate
ur mama so poor:
her house has a kickstand
i walked in her house and the rats tripped me and the roaches stole my wallet
i dropped my cigarette in her house and the roaches started singing "clap your hands stump ur feet, thank the lord we got some heat"
ur mamas house is so nasty, i had to wipe my feet before i went outside
ur mama so stupid we were riding down the road in her car and i told her we need gas, so she farted
2006-08-01 20:30:38 · answer #5 · answered by Amber 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so dumb that she got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo Momma's so ugly that when she was born her parents claimed that they saw Frankenstein.
Yo Momma's so dumb that when she invented the wheelchair, she put pedals on it.
2006-08-01 14:13:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so dumb on her way to the airport she saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
Yo mamma so fat, when she buys an airline ticket, the agent asks, "Will that be 1st class or Cargo?"
2006-08-01 13:00:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so dumb, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out. :P
2006-08-01 12:58:16 · answer #8 · answered by Mizzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so dumb I rang the doorball, she check the microwave!
2006-08-01 12:57:59 · answer #9 · answered by Blink-182 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so old, that she saw the Passion of the Christ: LIVE.
2006-08-02 06:41:04 · answer #10 · answered by Lavina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat, she has to use the highway as a slip-n-slide.
Yo momma so fat, she went to go to Jenny Craig...but the doors wouldn't let her!
2006-08-01 12:59:06 · answer #11 · answered by Josh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋