Zues, Jesus, Buddha, Mother Earth, Free Masons, Templars, Da Vinci, China, Confederates, All-Seeing Eye, Tornado, Coins, Satan?
Knock yourselves out.
2006-08-01 12:17:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Okay.
God: don't believe.
Toa: don't understand.
Quantum mechanics: very interesting.
Illuminati: don't believe.
Nikola Tesla: good physicist.
Philadelphia: nice city.
Experiment: useful in science class.
Misplaced commas: spoils meaning.
Clinton: good president.
Bush: bad presidents.
Masons: wear interesting clothing.
Zues: misspelt god.
Jesus: nice guy.
Buddha: nice guy.
Mother Earth: great place.
Free Masons: better than chained masons.
Templars: don't know much about them.
Da Vinci: painted nice pictures.
China: would love to visit it.
All-Seeing Eye: like a Magic 8 Ball?
Tornado: bad natural disaster.
Coins: useful for buying things.
Satan: don't believe.
Knock yourselves out: woul rather not, thanks.
2006-08-01 12:25:16 · answer #1 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time Mullah Nasruddin was walking along a dusty road in the countryside. In the far distance he could see a group of men. Nasruddin, the Divine Fool that he was, became very worried. First, he worried that the men could be robbers and that they would beat him and rob him of what little he had. Next he worried that they were the Sultan's soldiers and that they would beat him, rob him of what little he had and make him enlist. Looking desperately around for a place to hide, Nasruddin saw a freshly dug, open grave across the road. He hiked up his dervish robes, ran across the road and threw himself into the open grave.
The band of pilgrims, for that is what they truly were, saw this wild-haired dervish jump into the air, run across the road and throw himself into a grave. Surely, they thought, here is a holy man with much to teach us. And they went to the graveside to find out what.
"Mullah" (which means "teacher"), they called down to him, "what are you doing here?"
Nasruddin saw that they were earnest students of life and discerned that this was a teachable moment decided to answer them thusly, "Good sirs, two things: first, just because you ask a simple question does not necessarily mean there is a simple answer. And second, I am here because of you and further, you are here because of me."
2006-08-02 03:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to add Pi to the list, but I'm not sure why.
2006-08-01 12:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jake are you really a five year old as your picture tends to hint at??
Your quite smart for such a young age...
2006-08-01 12:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by the nothing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you light a lamp for somebody, it will also brighten your own path.
2006-08-01 12:22:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
2006-08-01 12:26:17 · answer #6 · answered by Caboman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
::takes out a crowbar:: Fine, whatever you want.
2006-08-01 12:22:59 · answer #7 · answered by Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um no.
2006-08-01 12:24:15 · answer #8 · answered by Pumpkin Head 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wats your question?
2006-08-01 12:23:11 · answer #9 · answered by mrsmoan92 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.K. I will.
2006-08-01 12:23:42 · answer #10 · answered by flandargo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋