IF God have a garage full of cars of any and every type, and Jesus asked to borrow one to go for a spin, would he let him borrow one and if so which make n model?
note: Jesus's previous driving expierence....(this will help you to decide)
Jesus christ- superstar,
came round the corner on a Yamaha,
did a skid,
hit a kid,
banged is (family jewels) on a dustbin lid.
2006-08-01 12:14:18 · 13 answers · asked by robynbiker 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
First of all, Jesus was falsely accused in that accident. He doesn't make mistakes.
Second of all, Jesus and God are the same person. Jesus was just the earthly manifestation of God. So, he wouldn't have to borrow.
As for what Jesus would drive,...The prince of peace would want a smooth ride, He'd take the Rolls Royce!
2006-08-01 12:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by Privratnik 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cadillac of Jesus
When Jonah went down into that whale
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy into that whale
He thought that he was walking down into hell
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy down into hell
Well, he looked at his liver and his pumping heart
And said "I'll have some trouble if he rides the big kahuna".
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy Jesus
Then Jesus came driving outta the sky
Don't ask me why he was driving so high
He said "You take the low road, I'll take the high"
We'll be riding in the Cadillac of Jesus
When the Lord gave the Ten Commandments to Moses
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy gave them to Moses
Moses said "God! Hold my pantyhoses!"
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy hold your horses
He said I like Number One
Hey! Hey!
I dig Number Three
Hey! Hey!
But you've taken all the fun out of adultery
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy Jesus
Then Jesus came driving outta the sky
Don't ask me why he was driving so high
He said "You take the low road, I'll take the high"
We'll be riding in the Cadillac of Jesus
Jesus drives a beep beep Cadillac
Angel feathered seats
Chandeliers in the back
He's got a telephone to God
And a portable TV
And the biggest cocktail bar
That you ever did see
So put your clothes back on
And come driving with me
It's a Cadillac of love on the road to glory
AMEN!
2006-08-01 23:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by bubbacornflakes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, "God" usually refers to The Trinity, that is, the Father the Son and the Holy Spirit, and Jesus would therefore own the cars.
2006-08-01 12:34:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course he would let him have a car for a spin but only aslong as he was back before the street lights came on
2006-08-01 13:17:33 · answer #4 · answered by Barson 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure he'd be allowed to do that, as long as it was Lexus, not one of the cheap Ladas in the garage (I doubt that they'd even own any Lada at all).
2006-08-01 19:52:19 · answer #5 · answered by SatAtmaKaur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but don't believe that Jesus is God. Of course he'd let him take a car out! Perhaps the cheapest and his least favourite.......................
2006-08-01 12:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by Sue K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Trabant maybe, or the Yugo.
2006-08-01 12:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was very funny, except the part about him hitting the kid.
2006-08-04 13:08:32 · answer #8 · answered by Calamity Jane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes to run down all the sinners
2006-08-02 22:27:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a mersadies benze
2006-08-04 04:34:12 · answer #10 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋