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Im gonna be like every other bleeding heart ***** out there and i want to start a march against all the mexican women crossing the border illegally and leaveing there jobs which in effect are putting thousands of poor oppressed donkeys out of work , how can they make there money on stage without you , its heart wrenching , they cant feed their kids , their wives are being jackasses about it , its so demeaning to leave them unemployed , im gonna start a grassroots organization and call it the NAADS National Alliance for the Advancement of Donkey Shows , we need to march on this , its just not right , could you all just see it in your heart to send a quarter a day to help support starveing donkeys. ITS ALL RIGHT , YOUR NOT WHITE , GIVE A DONKEY HEAD TONIGHT!!!!! ITS ALL RIGHT , YOUR NOT WHITE , GIVE A DONKEY HEAD TONIGHT!!!! NOW EVERYBODY!!!!!

2006-08-01 11:29:50 · 18 answers · asked by Hippie Hunter 2 in Politics & Government Immigration

Holy S hit , where do i come up with this stuff. 999-Evil when i do a handstand

2006-08-01 11:30:39 · update #1

18 answers

I think the thing I love the most about Answers! is the fact that people seem to lose their sense of humor when they read stuff. HEY it's nothing that if you turn on Comedy Central and watch Mind of Mencia you wouldn't here (and he's not even Mexican, he's from Nicaragua which makes it funnier when he talks about beaners).

Quit tripping over the stupid stuff.

2006-08-01 14:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by banshee 4 · 0 0

Donkey shows? Whatever...thanks for the 2 points!

2006-08-01 18:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by gokart121 6 · 0 0

Your diatribe could only come from a jackass....now we don't have to go to Mexico to see a donkey show...yours is free and we can see it right here online.

2006-08-01 18:34:15 · answer #3 · answered by nquizzitiv 5 · 0 0

Stop partially listening to news and partially reading headlines to newspapers; this is not a funny topic! If you don't understand both sides of the immigration debate, then you seriously need to just pipe down and keep your mouth shut.

2006-08-01 18:36:19 · answer #4 · answered by minstrel_of_munificence 2 · 0 0

Did you quit taking your medication again?!?!? You know what the doctor said - if you stop suddenly you will have delusions of seeing women of other nationalities committing beastiality because it turns you on. If you don't start again, they will come with the butterfly nets like they did last time. . .

Dork.

2006-08-01 18:41:35 · answer #5 · answered by volleyballchick (cowards block) 7 · 0 0

A donkey is better than a jackass like you. You're funny, your mom did a horrible job raising you. I bet she's as pathetic as you! How sad. :( You suck. You're dumb.

2006-08-01 18:34:52 · answer #6 · answered by xcelix 4 · 0 0

I WILL SENT U 500 QUARTERS,
2 SHUT THE F U C K UP ABOUT ALL THAT S H I T,
AND NEVER RETURN TO THIS SPACE EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!
U R SO ANNOYING,
AND A BI T C H E R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-01 18:57:36 · answer #7 · answered by bobby-bob 5 · 0 0

Hahaha, funny

2006-08-01 18:35:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow!! ummmm you know what, that has got to be one of thee most Effed up things I have EVER read!!! AND I'm anti illegal!!!!! Geez......where do you come up with that kind of crap???

2006-08-01 18:37:31 · answer #9 · answered by Hold em Rox 6 · 0 0

What in the world. You are crazy. I think it wont work, but let me know when it does!

2006-08-01 18:33:18 · answer #10 · answered by hitechmal 2 · 0 0

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