"So when are you having kids?" I am so sick of people asking this because I JUST got married. I wish I had some good comeback lines to use, like "Why would I want to re-populate the world when there are people like you in it?" Ha ha.
2006-08-01 11:07:38 · 35 answers · asked by Sugar_Mama 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
I have the same problem!
I like to say, "My unoccupied uterus is none of your business."
That's what I like to say.
What I usually say is, "God's will."
2006-08-01 11:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by Kiki Joy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
take out the "ive been questioning about you lots at present", tell her that on the phone or somoething, no longer precise once you ask her out. it would not count number the position you ask her out because if she likes you, she will be able to ultimately say convinced both way. do not get discouraged only because her acquaintances are there. walk her to her classification or something. Get her faraway from her crew for a second then opt for it. do not imagine about it after this question because then you'll start up aggravating and also you do not ought to, or want to. it truly is going to be nice and say even with you want, only be tremendous, and do not cry in the front of her. btw- Im a 14 365 days previous woman, so take this as a extreme answer and don't be shy, or a wimp.
2016-11-27 19:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scenario 1:
Um, can I ask you a personal question?
Um, have you spoken to the doctor yet about the, uh, condition?
....
What condition? Oh, never mind, it's nothing. Um, I'm sorry.
Scenario 2:
Funny you should ask. We were just by the doctor today. XXXXX (insert hubby's name) had a sperm count test. And the Doc also checked the temperature of my ovaries. Let me tell you all about it.
....
Scenario 3:
My mom always told me that babies only come when the stork brings them. But I'm all confused because XXXXX (you know the drill) wants me to do something naughty, and I don't want to.
What do YOU think I should do?
I'll try to think of some more.
Scenario 4:
Thank you so much for asking. We aprreciate your concern and compassion. In fact, we are currently searching for a surrogate father/mother (pick ONE). Can we consider you a possible candidate?
Good luck.
2006-08-01 11:20:26 · answer #3 · answered by profdave99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer a question with a question, like if they're not married when r u getting married or having kids or how much do you make at your job!!!!! make them feel as uncomfortable as they make you feel with this question.
I'm in the same boat, been married 6 months and everyone is asking when are we going to have kids.
Tell them when you get tired of having sex all day everyday and everywhere in your home (as newlyweds do "grin") you will be ready to settle down and have some kids.
2006-08-01 11:26:23 · answer #4 · answered by mariana m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. We're waiting for the the world's population to decline before we start adding to it.
2. We're not planning to have children, they're too much work. Instead we'll just have some grandchildren after we retire.
2006-08-01 11:43:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I would say "i'll start procreating when morons like you stop having kids." Or just ask "why is that any of your business."
"Why am I, as a woman, only defined in life if I have a kid?"
"July 10, 2010." Just give a random date for your own ammusement. But say it with a totally serious voice. :)
2006-08-01 11:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by Educated 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can cure them of this, if you pout up and look like you are going to bust out crying. With all the people out there that cant have kids for one reason or the other, how do they know you can get pregnant?
2006-08-01 11:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by Rena K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would just tell them " when WE"RE ready, and not YOU, or anyone else."
Good gosh!!! You NEED time to get used to being married before you choose to bring a baby into this world.
Believe me....it changes EVERY aspect of your life !!
And, until you and your husband are ready, it's really no one else's business.
( Of course you could just ask them " why ? are you taking a poll?" )
2006-08-01 11:19:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes you just have to take it with a grain of salt. Just let it roll off of you. It's because you just got married and that's why they taunt you about it. Eventually....they will stop. In the mean time I would say "nothing" and just smile. That will REALLY get their curiosity going!!
2006-08-01 11:25:28 · answer #9 · answered by xxx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The moment you become a surrogate parent for me. The day you start paying me to have a kid, the day people stop asking me. take your pick. My personal favorite "is when i know you'll know, how that does that jive with your schedule" People never ask again, and usually get their friends not to ask also. .
2006-08-01 11:19:06 · answer #10 · answered by crafty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you've joined a cult that requires you to sacrafice your first born and you are not yet ready to do that. Then ask them if they would like a copy of the brochure, newsletter, and pledge form.
2006-08-01 11:31:14 · answer #11 · answered by Vince M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋