2006-08-01 10:59:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
please answer because i have a dinner party to go to tonight and its a habit for me to scratch my butt and crotch and i wanna know if and how to stop
2006-08-01 11:14:02 · update #1
PLEASE HELP ME
2006-08-01 11:26:07 · update #2
or can you ask the person next to you to do it for you
2006-08-01 11:33:01 · update #3
hey, i've decided to tell you all that im just joking around and
A: i've never been to a formal party, because i'm not of high age
B:i dont scratch my crotch or butt and
C: i did this for the laughs.
2006-08-01 14:21:05 · update #4
Miss Manners says: the perfect gentleman will refrain from scratching his butt or crotch in public, but will perform either service for his neighbour at the table if requested to relieve an itch in the equivalent parts of that person's anatomy.
It is also considered good form to set fire to the room if there is a lull in the conversation.
And when you've done that, round off the perfect evening by throwing up on your host and hostess. Remember to kick the dog on the way out.
2006-08-01 11:15:12 · answer #1 · answered by Dramafreak 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Perfectly acceptable. You also need to use your hand as a gravy ladle and speak only of your bowel habits. Color, texture, consistency..... When you remove your hand from your nether regions, sniff it to drive the point home.
2006-08-01 18:32:03 · answer #2 · answered by emmadropit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if you follow it up by dipping your scratching hand in the main course.
2006-08-01 18:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by JAK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Don't forget to burp and fart. Man that will get the crowd laughing.
2006-08-01 18:04:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if you are from Arkansas, and you Wife/Sister is wearing her formal tank-top.
2006-08-01 18:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by cheztom1 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It depends whether you are Jack Black or Angelina Jolie!
2006-08-01 18:04:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it is gross to do at a dinner party and not pleasing at all
2006-08-01 18:17:09 · answer #7 · answered by hotbitch.2006 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cheeez and I thought I had problems
2006-08-01 18:04:15 · answer #8 · answered by longroad 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its PLEASING only if its a woman...I could watch all day
2006-08-01 18:07:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah if ur guests r bloe up dolls. otherwise, find some new friends.
2006-08-01 18:04:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋