anorexic goth girl or
Ellen Degenerate's twin sister or
2006-08-01 10:45:03 · 27 answers · asked by Just another Yahoo answerer 6 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
jennifer anniston!
2006-08-01 10:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by lou 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
It’s always best to be prepared for any type of dating emergencies such as this one. I personally have a small bar refrigerator for a nightstand next to my bed. I keep it fully stocked with beer, wine and vodka, for the morning after. If I wake up in the morning and see an abnormally large bulge under the covers next to me, here’s what I do.
1. Take a quick peek just to make sure you didn’t accidentally bring home a barstool…
2. Quietly grab a six-pack, and a quart of vodka from the nightstand…
3. Lock yourself in the bathroom, and jump into the shower…
4. Pour 1/3 of the vodka directly onto your penis, and then drink the rest of the bottle as fast as possible...
5. Take a hot shower and drink a few beers to wash down the vodka…
Ok, by now you should be feeling good enough to go see what she looks like. And as long as it’s not a guy lying in your bed, you’re most likely drunk enough to hit it again before you send her home. Always remember “it’s better to be safe then sober”
2006-08-01 11:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by psychoticlawnjockey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does the goth girl have too many peircing and tattoos? If so then Ellen's twin. If not, then goth girl it is.
2006-08-01 10:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Angelina Jolie and Pierce Brosnan
2006-08-01 11:59:37 · answer #4 · answered by ambrosia251978 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am an anorexic goth girl and I resemble that remark!
2006-08-01 10:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tom Cruise.
2006-08-01 10:49:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
goth girl, at least she's skinny and by the time you wake up most of her makeup would have been removed. Besides those chicks never give it up, I would feel like I really accomplished something.
2006-08-01 10:48:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to bed once with Shania Twain and woke up with something that looked like Mark Twain !
2006-08-01 10:51:41 · answer #8 · answered by TopFuel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MY GENO....I wouldnt want to be with a Lesbian or an anorexic goth girl...
2006-08-01 10:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by celine8388 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It don't matter which one was laying next to me, chances are i'll still wake up drunk, and take care of business. it's in the man law.
2006-08-01 10:49:42 · answer #10 · answered by eassoon2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... Johnny Depp.
2006-08-01 10:49:37 · answer #11 · answered by gcecelie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋