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They both have an imagery friend and both repeatedly say "He's not imaginary!! He's invisible!" About their imaginary friend.

2006-08-01 10:43:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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"What do atheists have in common with bad spellers? Oh wait, they're all the same. Similarly, theists have something else in common with children: they would be murdered by atheists if they had the chance."

Way to show he actually raised a good point by totally avoiding the question, love.

2006-08-01 10:58:10 · answer #1 · answered by Janey 2 · 0 2

And Jesus said "ye shall have faith even as little children, for they shall inherit the kingdom of heaven." God loves you all even tho you've missed the whole purpose of your existence! There will come a day When you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free!
And by the way he's not invisible, But he only appears to very righteous people - like prophets and priests!

2006-08-01 17:58:25 · answer #2 · answered by Carolyn T 5 · 0 0

I guess the small children get it right !! Who's to say that angels don't appear to trusting little children??


BTW.. my wife says that she "only believes what she sees". Now I take the trash out every day, and there's always a clean trash can in the kitchen, how do I get her to believe that I actually do stuff around the house.. She thinks I don't do anything, -since the house looks the same as when she left that morning !!

2006-08-01 17:47:58 · answer #3 · answered by MK6 7 · 0 0

What do atheists have in common with bad spellers? Oh wait, they're all the same. Similarly, theists have something else in common with children: they would be murdered by atheists if they had the chance.

2006-08-01 17:53:09 · answer #4 · answered by RandyGE 5 · 0 0

Bloody Fantastic!

2006-08-01 17:50:48 · answer #5 · answered by Ben 3 · 0 0

LOL and they both are the only ones who can see/hear their friend and if someone wants to talk to the imaginary friend, they have to talk to the kid. HMMM lol good work. ;)

2006-08-01 17:48:22 · answer #6 · answered by Alysianna 3 · 0 0

You sir, have summed it up beautifully.
And when asked to provide proof of this imaginary friend, they backpedal, lie, or just make up childish excuses about why only they can see him.
Yeah...

2006-08-01 17:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Can you give me an example of a theist?

2006-08-01 17:48:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Quite right.

Not only that but "he speaks to me"

take your medication Oral and you will stop seeing 500 foot jesuses

2006-08-01 17:49:01 · answer #9 · answered by sprcpt 6 · 0 0

they both believe that imaginary people exist (Santa, god) and will sometimes fight you if you tell them differently.

2006-08-01 17:49:41 · answer #10 · answered by мΛІ€ҢΛр™ 3 · 0 0

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