Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Canopy.
Canopy who?
Canopy? Or should I just urinate on your porch?
(Get it? Canopy sounds like "Can I pee?")
2006-08-01 09:38:11 · 16 answers · asked by L-Rad 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was very amusing you should write jokes for a living
2006-08-01 10:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 10⤊ 3⤋
Funny
2006-08-01 16:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by :-) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't tell that stupid canopy joke?
2006-08-01 17:45:01 · answer #3 · answered by keats27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's the famous "Amos and Andy" one...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again!
One of my favorites is:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
2006-08-01 17:34:38 · answer #4 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Here's one:
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
I'm a pile up...
I'm a pile up who?
Gosh, buddy, don't be so hard on yourself!
(Get it? "I'm a pile a poo" is what it sounds like.)
2006-08-01 16:53:30 · answer #5 · answered by keybaordz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah, i have heard a lot of "knock-Knock" jokes but not this one! Thats pretty good!
2006-08-01 16:50:36 · answer #6 · answered by lovegwen4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe cute check ya later â¥
2006-08-01 16:46:51 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there?
yahtzee.
yahtzee who?
yahtzee my house its big!
2006-08-01 17:10:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Har har har har har
2006-08-01 16:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA
2006-08-01 16:45:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardy har har
2006-08-01 16:52:37 · answer #11 · answered by Bosnian_chic_2012 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋