Wouldn't the world be a MUCH better place if stupid comments earned the asker a "slurpee" headache?

Question

Consider how much better everything would be if people would get a sudden and splitting slurpee headache if they said something stupid?

"I disregard evolution because it's a theory and not fact...OW!"

"I have a personal relationship with god, I talk to him every day... YOWTCH!"

"Gays are evil, thank god aids was invented to deal with thier perversions.. OH THAT HURTS!"

And so on.
Can you imagine just how much better the world would be? *sigh* but since that doesn't happen is, for me, the final and irrefutable proof that there is no higher being....

Answer 1

Hahaha... hilarious.... it'd be even better if they got it the whole time they were trying to write those comments too.

Answer 2

One thing, concerning gay people and AIDS: more than 3/4 of the people who have AIDS are not homosexual people. They're straight people, contrarily to what plenty of ignorant people believe.

Yeah, stupid things like that should hurt. A LOT. But then the Advil, Tylenol, Motrin, and Aspirin companies would get even richer than they already are, did you think about that? They might even want to dominate the world.

Answer 3

Yep, but stupid is such a subjective thing, I bet I'd be getting Slurpee headaches all the time, too.

Answer 4

I intend to one day invent a device that allows me to pimp-slap people from across the internet. That or perhaps a keyboard that delivers a violent electic shock when certain conditions are met, such as when it senses that "ur" was just typed.

Answer 5

uh huh

Answer 6

But I LIKE making stupid comments...........OOWWWW~! MY BRAIN!!!!!!

Answer 7

I'M AN IDIOT! OOOOWWWWW! YEAH THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!