What noise did you make?

Question

Have you ever been in a public place where you weren't supposed to make noise, but you couldn't help but make some? What noise did you make? Best story gets the points.
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Answer 1

i did a fart-sneeze in the state capitol rotunda where everything echos. so everyone looked at me

Answer 2

about five years ago i took the written exam for entry firefighters. there were thousands of people at the convention center there to take the test. i was in an auditorium with about 150 other people taking the test. the room was to be quite so others could concentrate and so no cheating could be done. i had on shoes that made a loud click every step that i took. i didn't notice this until the exam was passed out and i got up to sharpen my pencil. my shoes sounded like pot and pans hitting together. at first i felt bad and apologetic but half way through the test i asked for permission to use the restroom and purposely stepped as loudly as i could(if that makes any sense). i know its not that funny but it Had to be the most annoying thing for others concentrating on the teat. hehehheheh

Answer 3

I was in a class in college, and the professor had just given a speech about how we weren't taking the class seriously enough. The kid sitting next to me was quite the artist and drew a very insulting picture of the professor in a pose that I can't detail in this forum.

I tried so terribly hard not to laugh, but you know how it is. The harder you try not to laugh, the more it makes you want to laugh. I ended up with a very loud snort/laugh when I could hold it in no longer. I excused myself to the bathroom and pretended like I was coughing, but I doubt the professor bought it.

Answer 4

ok, so I farted in an elevator and it started to stink. Interestingly and funny enough, as soon as the scent started to really move around the elevator, the people started to screwtenize the ceiling, their shoes, their fingernails, as though there were some point of interest there, some started looking at their watches. It seemed like no one wanted to make eye contact, for the fear that they might think it's them. Well i just continued to bask in the ambience until I reached my destination. I'd never forget that!

Answer 5

I don't think this counts as a noise but...

When I was little my dad taught me to say "I smell bacon" whenever we saw a police officer. Of course, I would punish my children if they were to ever do that now but my dad was kind of a loon. Anyway, my dad had to go to the courthouse once, to pay a fine he had received, and he brought me along. We were in an elevator full of police officers and it was dead silent. Guess what I said? Yep! As loud as my little two year old voice would go I yelled, "Daddy! I smell bacon!".

That taught my dad a lesson.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

I was in church, and it was during "meditation time". My son (a baby then) was trying to nurse, got angry and started expelling gas. The gas was not only loud, but it was followed by fecal matter. On top of that he bit my breast really hard, which caused me to gasp out loud. My family (husband, mom, sister and cousins) were all watching and everyone started to laugh. You know that uncontrolled laugh that you can't stop? The laugh that causes tears in your eyes? Well, at our church you can't walk the aisles during "meditation" so we all had to sit there until it was over.

FYI I didn't nurse in public, and I'm no longer attending this church.

Answer 8

I seem to always let loose one loud Hiccup after lunch in the office....Inevitably someone in the office will say "I'll have what she's having...or...stephie have another drink!"

I used to be embarassed by this but when I realized it made people laugh I got over it...glad to give them a laugh in the middle of the work day.

Answer 9

I made a fart noise between movements of Debussey's "Le Mer" at the symphony. It was beautifully audible and made one of the kids someone brought brake out in a long fit of laughter.

Answer 10

Well not exactly, but I sayd :What are you looking at grandma" to my friends grandma.My friend was in a window talking to some other friends of mine down in front of the block.His grandma was in the other winwod next to him looking really strange at me.I thougt that window was from a nother apartment.

Answer 11

During a 2 minute silence for war veterans I had a terrible sneezing fit and couldn't stop. I felt so bad about it :-(