;l Can I get evicted from hell for asking too much questions, saying silly commments, and annoying the heck outa demons there?
Is hell fun? What activities do you usually there?
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I heard it's 130 Degrees in Winter.
2006-08-01 09:13:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
it's not a joke... don't joke about that....
THEY PRROBABLY MAKE YOU WATCH TELETUBIES ALL DAY
2006-08-01 11:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by Funky Disco 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a theory that Satan's actaully not a bad guy. He just doesn't have as prestigious a hang out as god. Maybe Hell isn't as great as heaven, but god's got more publicity. Hell's probably like Cedar Point and heaven's like Disney World. Sure, Cedar Point is fun, but compared to Disney World? god's just insecure and pissed off that Satan lets almost anyone into Hell, so he makes it sound like it's a terrible place that's all hot and gross.
Personally, I'd rather feel welcome in Hell then have all the snobs turn their noses up at me in heaven.
Satan was, after all, the first rebel. Rebels have been known to do some great things.
2006-08-01 16:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by Lucky Mesmer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, you cannot be obnoxious enough to get evicted from Hell. You will just fit in with ever one there. As far as activities go you spend eternity listening to life insurance salesmen and trying to see who does the best arm farts.
2006-08-01 16:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by Track Walker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do believe once your there its an eternity thing. If its a literal lake of fire you might be to busy swimming to carry on a conversation with the man in charge. Its only my view but when you get there send me a letter and tell me how its working out for you.
2006-08-01 16:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by purplehays 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, and even hotter in the summer. But that's ok, it's a dry heat. My major problem is my martinis warm up too quickly!
2006-08-01 16:17:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes cause jealousy of leaders can lead to lots of punishments. you should feel happy for people not want their juice or stuff, that would be a good man.
2006-08-01 16:19:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell isn't fun. It's eternal death and suffering. Sound like fun to you? You'll be in so much pain that you can barely even ask questions. Torture, torture, torture.
2006-08-01 16:18:42 · answer #7 · answered by Jazz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the activities consist of gnashing of teeth among other things
2006-08-01 16:20:39 · answer #8 · answered by Nikki 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell is not a joke.
2006-08-01 16:19:11 · answer #9 · answered by JeSuSfReAk121 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not likely
2006-08-01 16:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by shiningon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋