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So I took the advice I got from this site and me and the fortune cookie started dating, it lasted a whole 5 minutes. I have been hurt again, and I blame the people on yahoo questions. We didn't have anything in common, we had nothing to talk about. Now I am alone again. Well at least I got to eat the cookie. LOL.

Oh by the way to many people took my question seriously, lighten up people. And FYI I don't believe in the crap that fortune cookies say.

2006-08-01 09:08:48 · 45 answers · asked by the_world_is_yours44 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

45 answers

heres number 4. am i the only one who answers REAL questions just for points to outrank people?

2006-08-01 10:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by Tegan 3 · 5 0

First of all I would just like to express my sympathy. I can feel your pain as I was one left broken and alone by a prawn cracker. Oh yes, he promised me the world but he was all crackle and no action.

This was but one cookie, they are not all alike and you will find your one true cookie in time. Don't give up my friend. I didn't and have now been happily married for 5 glorious years. Good luck to you, Mrs P. Cracker

2006-08-01 09:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by Pookie 4 · 0 0

If I believed in fortune cookies, I would have won the lottery 20 times over.

2006-08-01 09:11:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well hey, thats the way the cookie crumbles huh? So did you get a taste of that cookie or what? LOL

2006-08-01 09:13:33 · answer #4 · answered by Paktown 3 · 0 0

Sounds to me like the perfect one night stand...nothing to talk about, a little insight inside and a really sweet cookie to polish of the evening. Your stinkin funny!!

2006-08-01 09:12:53 · answer #5 · answered by centralfiresafety 2 · 0 0

It's acutally called Yahoo Answers, not Yahoo Questions.

2006-08-01 09:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Im glad you dont believe in fortune cookies but keep you head up...

2006-08-01 09:12:28 · answer #7 · answered by aimlynsmi 2 · 0 0

ok and you did not have to take any advice especially from a fortune cookie...and i really do not get your point at all..but good luck in the future...

2006-08-01 09:13:31 · answer #8 · answered by sanangel 6 · 0 0

You know that you believe in it, loser. How desperater u anyway, to get advice from strangers? Why didn't you ask a friend or something? That is what u get. Thx for the 2 points. What an idiot!

2006-08-01 09:15:43 · answer #9 · answered by bicheeeened30 6 · 0 0

i am so sorry, but what can u expect from a fortune cookie, i would recommend asking a chocochip cookie out or a triple fudge brownie they hav more taste!!!

2006-08-01 09:13:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am sorry that it didnt work out between you two and I hope you dont eat the people you break up with too!

2006-08-01 09:14:28 · answer #11 · answered by Brad 3 · 0 0

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