I have a Golden Retriever and I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog
Food at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no,
I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
2006-08-01 08:58:32 · 7 answers · asked by campojoe 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
***** hilarious how the *** u come up wit these
2006-08-01 09:08:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
hahah i wish there was someone like you in all grocery lines to mke ppl laugh..cuz its so fcking boring standing doing nothing.
2006-08-01 16:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by ףαdy Đuchess× 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so old someone already posted this today, and yesterday, and so on ugh
2006-08-01 16:16:16 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is F-ing (fishing) funny! i mean omb (oh my bob) i mean seriously, that is funny, (sigh)
2006-08-01 16:24:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think you I needed that!!
2006-08-01 16:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by jessaller 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha hilarious!!!!
maybe i should try it!!! lol!!!
2006-08-01 16:05:09 · answer #6 · answered by Gigi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *thanks for the laugh* good for you. nosy bitchasses
2006-08-01 16:08:04 · answer #7 · answered by ?24? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋