part 5 of who knows the womens guide to mens english?

Question

hey i've got my reasons for what i'm doing=and i hope i think of some pretty soon
i can't find it=it didn't fall out into my outsretched hands,so i'm completely clueless
what did i do this time?=what did you catch me at?
i heard you=i haven't the foggiest clue what youjust said,and am hoping desperatelythat i can fake it well enoughso that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me
you know i could never love anyone else=i am used to the way you yell at me, and relize it could be worse
you look terrific=oh, god, please don't try one more outfit. i'm starving
i'm not lost. i know exactly where we are=no one will ever see us alive again
we share the housework=i make the messes, she cleans them up

Answer 1

Juan, you made me laugh again!!!

wating for part 6, HURRY!

Answer 2

Those are halarious!!! lol, lmao, rogl, roglmao!!!