2006-08-01 07:37:41 · 5 answers · asked by thesmartest 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah, I wonder that too.
That's not all I'm wondering at the moment...
2006-08-01 07:40:09 · answer #1 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if their Catholic they get absolution in Confession after doing twenty stations at the cross (or doing naughty things through the confessional grate with the priest, based upon the sexaul assult charges).
In the Protestant world, they become Born again and again and again and again and again.
That way you can have your fun and still get to heaven!
Don't you understand how religion works!
It's about YOU and ME not THEM. THEY are exempt!
THEY have a GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD!
WE don't!
I don't know. Maybe people who don't do those things actually get to be Saints or Angels and everyone else has to sweep the floors in heaven.
It's hard to say, but I'm pretty pious and if I'm sitting next to a fornicator in HEaven I want to have a long hard chat with God about this stuff and why the bible is filled with a bunch of meaningless words. Otherwise I better see those fornicating Christians heading down the road into the firey pit where the Bible say they are supposed to go for following False Prophets and having hte mark of the beast on them!
That includes Priests and Ministers who once said: I'm ONLY human!
The bible says you're in trouble if you get caught (by God, who see all and knows all) with your hand in the cookie jar.
In reality, people go Church and then come home and put their hand in the cookie jar, because they're a Good Religious person
The the ones who get caught with their hands in the cookie jar repent and are, once again, saved, even though they once had their hand in the cookie jar.
Why dosn't the bible tell us when it's OK to put our hand in the cookie jar, so we can all have something to go along with our milk!
Why is it that SOME religious people are ALLOWED to enjoy the cookies and others are not allowed to even consider one crumb of that cookie!
That makes relgion biased, prejudiced and unequal.
Everyone gets the cookies or NO ONE gets the cookies.
God Says you wanna cookie, you gotta get married first, then you can have ONE cookie, not two, just one, for life.
Why is it so many relgious people (not just Christians) have a whole box of cookies in their lifetime and think they are saved and goiong to heaven!
The get baptized. They get Born Again. They found JEsus, Allah, Buddah, Kristana and BANG. It doesn't matter how many cookies you have, you go to heaven!
The rest of us, never get even a crumb sometimes!
Maybe we're just stupid and they're the smart one! After all, THEY get COOKIES, and WE DON'T. That's our short coming for not finding the "how to have a cookie and still get to heaven" passage in the bible!
Maybe we should all just go out, Orgie, have fun, do drugs, get wild in the streets and then PRAISE JESUS and be saved, just like eveyrone else!
Is it all THAT EASY?!!!!
2006-08-01 07:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder how you managed to write such an incoherent sentence. I have never heard of an "American European" person. If you are christian why are you so judgemental? Luke 6:37
2006-08-01 07:42:23 · answer #3 · answered by CollegeDropIN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christian does not equal perfection. If they are Christian, they will feel the conviction of the Holy Spirit, pray for deliverance, repent and turn from this sin. Deciding to continue in sin is NOT a Christian life. That's rejecting conviction...
2006-08-01 07:43:10 · answer #4 · answered by SAHM2_1B_1G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whose on first?
2006-08-01 07:41:40 · answer #5 · answered by Lives7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋