#1
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and
cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite
out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
of it!
#2
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn. I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
2006-08-01 07:27:51 · 36 answers · asked by ♥--->{Shauntee}<---♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
F.Y.I. These are reall 911 calls
2006-08-01 07:59:55 · update #1
sorry neither if them do it for me
2006-08-01 07:33:05 · answer #1 · answered by Deb 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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The 2nd 1
2006-08-01 07:30:41 · answer #7 · answered by SilentEyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately #2.
2006-08-01 07:31:42 · answer #8 · answered by Brina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-01 07:31:16 · answer #9 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-01 07:30:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nº 2
2006-08-01 07:32:03 · answer #11 · answered by Glittering angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋