girl came skipping home from school one day.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, ” we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10!
“Very good,” said her mother.
” Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, It’s because you’re blonde.”
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, ‘ we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B , C , D, E , F , G!”
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, It’s because you’re blonde”
“The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled ” we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls have flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36cs.
“Very good,” said her embarassed mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“No, honey. It’s because you’re 24!”
2006-08-01 07:21:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a classic , I love blond jokes and fortunately most blonds have a pretty good sense of humor , and the others just don't get the jokes , ha,ha
2006-08-01 14:16:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is too funny. I'm a blonde but I just love blonde jokes. I have my moments that's for sureâ¥
2006-08-01 07:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAOOOOOOO I ain't blonde, slowly greying, but I like blonde jokes! And to those wondering where this humor came from; at 1 time there must've been a blonde very much like this, and her name and picture are both lost to time!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-08-01 07:49:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang.
2006-08-01 10:37:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-08-01 07:25:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think it happened in real life!
I don't understand why there are so many blonde jokes?
2006-08-01 07:32:06 · answer #6 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol love it
2006-08-02 08:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
muahahahahaha
thanks!
2006-08-01 07:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by hiddenhotty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one !!
2006-08-01 07:32:21 · answer #9 · answered by springo88 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny....
2006-08-01 07:26:49 · answer #10 · answered by mad_hat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋