Spotted in a toilet of a London (UK) office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Sign at a Conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
On Locker:
PENIS STuc
2006-08-01 07:19:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
by the way the last one is groos but it is really Pen Is Stuck
Here are the other thingys.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20060801111844AAezJdw&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwIb5iEew4Q0HQeVxQamC6lT8HROgukCYv2w--&msgr_status=
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20060801111834AA5c7eg&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwIb5iEew4QOMUvzhiufd5UZE.el7JLFm8Pw--&msgr_status=
2006-08-01 07:19:47 · update #1
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-01 07:44:49 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strangely-worded signs always get a smile and snicker from me.
2006-08-01 08:07:29 · answer #2 · answered by soulestada 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one, Ive had a few emails with crazy signs , especially asian signs,lol
2006-08-01 07:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
those were good.
2006-08-01 07:25:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're funny and really good!!!
2006-08-01 07:25:31 · answer #5 · answered by clairemch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-01 07:40:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really really cute!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-01 07:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by luckylady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋