2006-08-01 06:52:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It keeps their hands away from the genitals, you know how they feel about masturbating.
Bury me with the hands right on the old crank.
2006-08-01 07:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL--That's a good one! In seriousness, though, we Christians are assured of a place in God's Kingdom. It's atheists who would need to cross their fingers.
Blessings to you!
2006-08-01 14:13:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL No, I think they're hoping to push open their coffins when the bible says, the dead will rise from their graves. They just want to make sure they're in the right position and ready.
2006-08-01 13:59:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol . I think they get there arms crossed so as to appear more comfortable.
2006-08-01 13:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by CJunk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, b/c its easier to cross arms inside a coffin.
2006-08-01 13:57:11 · answer #5 · answered by amdirien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should run for office.
I might reconsider my boycott of representative democracy if you ran.
2006-08-01 14:05:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sho-nuff. The corpes - they stiff maassster!
http://www.mechanicsburgnewchurch.org
2006-08-01 13:58:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh, ya.
2006-08-01 13:56:43 · answer #8 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't run for office...
it will be better for both of us.
2006-08-01 13:58:37 · answer #9 · answered by n9wff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋