You know, the kind of jokes guys get pissed about when you tell them something about their mamma! I got a good one!:
Your mamma's so fat, she steped on a weighing scale, and it said her phone number!
Anyone like to share their's ?
2006-08-01 06:49:30 · 12 answers · asked by rustys_rider 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama's so fat, she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.
2006-08-01 07:08:07 · answer #1 · answered by thats_hella_hott 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mamma so stupid, they told her it was chilly outside and she went out with a bowl.
Your mamma so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
2006-08-01 13:54:04 · answer #2 · answered by mafport 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama iz so fat when she wears a blue t-shirt
everyone shouts TSUNAMI
ya mama is so ugly, when she was born, they
put her in an incubator with tinted windows.
Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
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hope you enjoyed :)
2006-08-01 13:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat that when i told her to show me a push up, she got one from the ice cream truck.
Yo momma is so fat she walked around the block with high heels and she cam back with flip flops.
2006-08-04 13:10:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"
Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
2006-08-01 14:57:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mamas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
Your mamas so fat she sat on the rainbow and it turned into the McDonalds sign.
LOL!!!!!!!!
2006-08-01 22:22:04 · answer #6 · answered by ~~Erin Nicole~~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you get this from MTV "Tu Madre" Jokes (Your Momma)!!!Who is Emily??? Nice Joke HAAHAHA?LOL
2006-08-01 13:55:40 · answer #7 · answered by DriftBoy18 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea!
YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE PUT HER RAINCOAT ON, WENT OUTSIDE AND PEOPLE YELLED AT HER SAYING TAXI!
2006-08-01 15:01:48 · answer #8 · answered by t_yenna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupid she stuck batteries in her but and said i got the power.
2006-08-01 14:18:27 · answer #9 · answered by alcide b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mommas so fat she stepped in front of my car the other day ...and i ran out of gas going around her!
2006-08-01 13:56:13 · answer #10 · answered by Blane S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋