I have two daughters...once my 3 year old Madison told me what I had made for dinner was really good. My 4 year old Kaitlyn said "she must be using her imagination."
And just last week I took them swimming, Madison says "if daddy's not cleaning the house are you gonna beat his @ss?"
2006-08-01 06:40:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
We were eating dinner one night and my oldest daughter was about 5, she was mad about something and looked at me and said I am going to say the F word. I got rather worried and said how do you know the F word. She just kept saying I am going to say it. Finally I said ok, tell me what F word you are talking about, hoping it isn't the one I was thinking. She looked at me and said quite seriously, Fro-up, I am going to fro-up.
My son at one point began saying D@mnit when he was about 4, I told him if he said it again I was going to smack his butt. He got this scared look on his face a few minutes later, I asked what was wrong, he asked if I could hear him when he said it in his head, because then he was going to get his butt smacked alot.
2006-08-01 06:57:05 · answer #1 · answered by curls 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I read this thing once where a bunch of kids (ages 4-6) were asked what love means. Here are a couple of the funniest ones:
Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.
Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
2006-08-01 13:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by SweetPea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was once in the communal changing room after swimming with my about 2-3 year old daughter. She pointed to the guy next to me and asked why he wasn't as well endowed as me (true!)! I said it was just because he was standing further away and she was closer to me!
It was probably more embarrassing for the other guy given the way she (fortunately) made the comparison!
2006-08-01 13:49:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend's daughter asked my friend if I was coming in the house when I dropped them off and she said she didn't know-why? Well she can't come in cuz she is wearing those dress clothes. We looked at one another very quizzically and then she said "Because of the cats-remember daddy's black suit?" Apparently she was worried about cat hair getting on my clothes.
2006-08-01 13:46:08 · answer #4 · answered by curiositycat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was taking a shower with my 2 year old son, and every time he gets naked, he points at him self and yells "pipi!" well, when we were in the shower, he was doing that, and then he pointed at me and made his voice as deep as possible and said "pipi" and even lowered his eyebrows and everything. That's gotta be the funniest thing to come out of his mouth so far!
2006-08-01 13:46:06 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wasn't said to me, but I was in the room, when my three year old daughter and six year old son were squabbling. My daughter was becoming so frustrated and suddenly said to her brother, 'well when I have a baby I'm not going to let you hold it'. She said it with such dignity, as if it was the very worst thing she could find to say
2006-08-01 13:46:14 · answer #6 · answered by Eden* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter sings Ring Around the Rosies, she says, "Ah sh*t, ah sh*t, we all fall down!"
One of my sons once announced loudly at dinner, "Mommy! My mouth is wet - I need a chicken!"
My oldest son once said, "I see shadows of life in your bowl."
Ok, out of context that is creepy, but he said it in reference to his little brother asking for more Life cereal before he was finished his first serving.
With my youngest son, it was more how and where he said it than what he said. He had just learned the word fan and we were standing in a store looking at greeting cards with everybody quietly browsing when he spotted the ceiling fan and suddenly and very loudly screeched "FAN!!". Of course, everybody's shocked reaction was funny to him and he continued to do it.
One of my favorite lines from my kids - "But I WANT to be good!"
2006-08-01 14:12:05 · answer #7 · answered by LovingMother 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When youngest was small, he often took baths with his mom. One day when he was about 4, he came in to bedroom with a towel wrapped around him.
He looked at me with fierce and self-satisfied expression. He dropped the towel and pointed at his testicles. He said: "These make baby seeds."
It's clear that his mom told him that while they were in the bath. What was funny about it was how intensely empowered he felt by it. You had to be there I guess, but it was funny.
2006-08-01 14:05:19 · answer #8 · answered by Otis F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine was my son looking all over for his other snow boot. He comes in with his diaper on, his winter hat on and one boot on, and says, "Mommy, I need my nother boot for my nother foot!"
And my twins.....one likes to help me clean up the house, do the dusting and stuff, so I call her my little house helper. The other made a mess and when I told her to pick up her mess she replied with hands on her hips "But, I am not your house helper, Tana is!" At 4, they sure are smart!
2006-08-01 13:57:59 · answer #9 · answered by rdhedhottie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my son once told me that i wasn't pretty anymore, but it was OK because he was. He was 3
My daughter (@7) saw a license plate that read
add(& whatever the #'s were) so she told me I needed one that said "add some more money to my check" That made me laugh.
I have many more...
Good question BTW
2006-08-01 13:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by ladyjno7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋