How does the 'There once was a man from Nantucket" rhyme go?

Answer 1

it'd either go like:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

or for the bad version:

There was a man from Nantucket
Whose thingy (yuk!) was so long he could suck it?(i seriously don't want to say this)
While wiping his chin
He said with a grin
If my ear were a c**t, I could f**k it.
(NASTY!)

Answer 2

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket

But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

Answer 3

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.
lol veryyy funny

Answer 4

There once was a man from Nantucket
He went to the moon in a bucket
When he got there they asked for his fare
He pulled down his pants and said **** it.

Answer 5

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

If I had 10 points, I'd give them to Brown Sugar. That was classic!

Answer 6

i always wondered how it went.
Thanks brownsugar!