try me i dont laugh easy
2006-08-01 06:29:13 · 8 answers · asked by Puddles 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wierd all i attrac is sex jokes hmmm........
2006-08-01 06:36:56 · update #1
ha ha ha i like kristys lol
2006-08-01 07:21:52 · update #2
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
2006-08-01 07:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by Kristy S 2 · 11⤊ 0⤋
My husband works for the Indiana State Department of Health, and he's always bringing me news from work. Not long ago he came home and let me know that the bird flu had mutated into a sexually transmitted disease. It's called chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and it's untweetable.
2006-08-01 13:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does Michael Jackson shop at Kmart?
They have boys pants half off!!!!!
2006-08-01 13:34:00 · answer #3 · answered by kayleighs_mommy_0404 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk
2006-08-01 17:45:53 · answer #4 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. Morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out to the school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She said, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think? "
Mom replied, "Never mind what you think! go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think...eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
Mom replied, "No."
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "OK...What do you think?"
He says..."Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and...I think I gave him my model airplane glue."
2006-08-01 13:33:35 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why don't they have driver's education and sex education on the same day in mexico?
it's too hard on the donkey.
2006-08-01 13:34:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
2006-08-01 13:40:19 · answer #7 · answered by get_unlost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do call nuts on a wall? wallnuts
what do you call nuts on a chest? chestnuts
what do you call nuts on your chin? a good b lo w jo b
2006-08-01 13:33:35 · answer #8 · answered by jerdan95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋