To ask the temp sitting near me to stop tossing her hair around so that her hairspray flakes go everywhere... or do you think I should just grab her by the back of the hair and slam her face into the monitor?
2006-08-01 05:59:28 · 35 answers · asked by Saccharin 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Feudalsurfer... you really are no fun!
2006-08-01 06:03:39 · update #1
You are all so horrible!
2006-08-01 06:04:39 · update #2
She is actually quite sweet... young and stupid... but sweet nevertheless... this wasn't supposed to be a serious question for you f***wits that answered seriously.
2006-08-01 06:07:18 · update #3
what about choosing a moment between tosses, and quietly stapling her hair to the back of the chair... return to your seat and await the scream as she looses a big chunk of hair!!!!!
2006-08-01 06:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by jademonkey 5 · 9⤊ 1⤋
The question of rudeness really can only be properly assessed in terms of whether or not you have plausible alternatives to your suggested action. It would be rude, for example, if you were to tell someone to stop smoking in the office shortly after they has caught themselves on fire while reaching into the office toaster oven for their morning bagel. It would be rude, after being propostioned by Cindy Crawford, if you declined by saying "But Cindy, what about the mole?" These, like your proposal to grab your office mate by the back of the head and slam her face into the monitor, are not without tactful alternatives, and since you have asked, I will suggest today's top ten:
10. Leave an anonymous hair net on her desk.
9. Convince her that she needs chemotherapy and wait for her hair to fall out.
8. Deliberately contract lice and share them, and she'll shave her own head.
7. Substitute a household spray adhesive for her hair spray.
6. Tell her the boss really adores redheads and buy her a wig.
5. Tell her that her ample tresses are obscuring your view of her ample bosom and ask her to get a haircut. She probably won't cut the hair, but I imagine she will move to another desk.
4. Boff the bosses' wife on her desk. It won't get rid of her, but you'll be fired and won't have to deal with her flakes anymore.
3. Buy her a gift certificate for Mungo's Budget Hair Dooery and pay Mungo to have another of his notorious "weedwhacker mishaps."
2. Talk her into playing cowgirls and indians and scalp her.
1. Talk her into playing spin the bottle and you may find you were just splitting hairs over the other problem.
2006-08-01 06:57:47 · answer #2 · answered by anonymourati 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you should know better than to ask silly questions on here, everyone takes this far too seriously! Ask her once if she won't stop staple her hands to the desk before slamming her head into the monitor that way she can't shield herself (don't damage the monitor, you may be liable).
2006-08-01 09:34:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not just grab the scissors and cut her hair off.Then when she moans slam her head on the monitor while she is unconscious drag her over to the photo copier pull her skirt up and take 100 copies of her bum .when she wakes up tell her you will forward the copies on if she tells the boss.As she is a temp when she leaves send on the copies anyway..
2006-08-01 06:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by pig m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried getting her sh1t-faced at lunchtime so she falls asleep in the afternoon. When that happens, grab a razor and shave her head.
Hopefully she won't remember you doing it, so you don't get blamed but she will confide her sorrow in you and treat you like her best friend.
At that stage you can be honest as a best friend and say what your problem has been.
OK - smashing her face into the PC is quicker.
2006-08-01 09:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by izzieere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, I would love to see you grab that head (lol) but, just ask her nicely to stop flicking her hairspray flakes all over the place.
2006-08-01 06:05:33 · answer #6 · answered by Tee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I looks like you need to change your desk, because if you slam her in the monitor you may get fired for violence. If you tell her maybe you can offend her. Uhhhmmmm let me think.....maybe call her temp agency and tell them you guys don't need her anymore in the office....but don't say your name you may get in trouble.
PS: You really not like her or her hair no?
2006-08-01 06:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by Arzuita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cant you just place an electric fan right behind her and wait for it to catch her hair?
I'd also place some items around her so that when shes dragged into the fan, she makes a hell of a noise knocking everything over.
JJ
2006-08-01 06:26:25 · answer #8 · answered by just_jen2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Embarrass her by stating quite loudly "dude, can you stop wafting your crusty fcuking head all over the fcuking joint, it's fcuking minging" If she retaliates an any way go for the head slam .. either that or nut her.
2006-08-01 07:22:46 · answer #9 · answered by Mickenoss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say no for the 2 points
2006-08-01 06:04:06 · answer #10 · answered by Michael Daniel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her first if she's abitch about it then slam her face into the monitor then do it again to show her you mean business
2006-08-01 06:05:11 · answer #11 · answered by boredgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋