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For all the people who say 'Be careful what you say, god will strike you down for blaspheme', well, guess what? I'm still here. And you know what? I'll be here tomorrow and next week and a year from now, etc. etc.
So I guess this 'god' isn't anything to be afraid of since it doesn't exist.

2006-08-01 05:37:38 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

38 answers

LMAO, Dude, I've tried that So many times, while depressed or pissed of course, and it obviously never worked. Did you look up at the sky and watch for lightning, too funny. Of cousre, the fundies will say, "god has a purpose for you, and you will die as soon as your purpose has been fulfilled" OOOOhhhhhh we're so scared.

2006-08-01 05:47:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

U don't listen 2 him, so why should he listen 2 u? and also, when u pray/ask 4 sumthing, it appears in a way that makes it seem natural, but u would have 2 cause that way. so if u asked 4 a raise, he wouldn't just have ur boss call and say u got a raise. U would have 2 have faith in god and actually work 4 it, not make fun of him.

2006-08-01 05:47:10 · answer #2 · answered by skatedrummer93 3 · 0 0

God didn't take you, because you still have some use here, but don't assume Mercy for weakness. He knows what you are about, and where you will eventually go...for all we know, in a few years, you might become an Evangelist,lol. God elevates those He wills and casts down those He wills. Still you really shouldn't take chances with your soul.

2006-08-01 05:45:36 · answer #3 · answered by ralahinn1 7 · 0 0

Your first mistake is in assuming that God will do whatever you command Him to do. If you asked me for $20 I wouldn't give it to you but that doesn't mean I do not have $20.

Second mistake is thinking that just because you are not punished right away that you will never be punished. God will deal with you and everyone else on His own time.

2006-08-01 05:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by N3WJL 5 · 0 0

Or technically, that their god doesn’t care about what we do. But then again, they’ll probably invoke some line about how you shouldn’t tempt their god. Which is about as meaningful a threat as saying if you don’t agree with me then I’ll send over my 15 foot tall brother to beat you up.

2006-08-01 05:45:26 · answer #5 · answered by Eric G 2 · 0 0

LOL you say this now and later you will be crossing the road and get hit by a beer truck. God works in mysterious ways.

2006-08-01 05:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's important to remember that God answers all prayers but like any parent or guardian sometimes the answer is NO.

2006-08-01 05:43:47 · answer #7 · answered by Eva K 2 · 0 0

Perhaps God keeps you around for a joke

2006-08-01 05:43:47 · answer #8 · answered by WhatIf 4 · 0 0

Um, being dead realizing there is a God is about as beneficial to you as the knowing buried in a Tux as a opposed to a jumpsuit.

2006-08-01 05:43:50 · answer #9 · answered by Archer Christifori 6 · 0 0

you are no body compared to GOD an he is not going to do something just cuz you say so

he has a time for you and you may go at an old age or you make get real sick and die or in a bad accident.. GOD has his time for you

2006-08-01 05:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Lisa♥ 5 · 0 0

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