2006-08-01 05:28:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tell the baby the story that one day a white baby across town will join in paying him millions to watch him play basketball for the NBA and that you will care nothing about the white baby and all the other fans who adore him as an idol. He'll sleep well!
2006-08-01 05:35:29 · answer #1 · answered by MJFProd 3 · 9⤊ 1⤋
The same way you would put any baby to sleep.
2006-08-01 12:31:30 · answer #2 · answered by Pinky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
black or not black!!! every baby we put to sleep can be singing a sweet and soft song, hugging him, kissing him with too much love!
color of the skin... what kind of world is this??!
2006-08-01 12:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by Isadora 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same way you'd put a white baby to sleep.. sing it a lullaby and pat it's back.. good luck.
2006-08-01 12:32:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does the baby's race have to do with it? Rock them or sing
2006-08-01 12:31:38 · answer #5 · answered by *Mz Ciska* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are black babies different to any other babies?
Give them a bit of whiskey in the bottle. (A TINY bit!)
2006-08-01 12:32:02 · answer #6 · answered by Kate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PUT A LIL WHISKEY IN THE BOTTLE THE BABY WILL BE OUT LIKE A LIGHT
2006-08-01 12:34:04 · answer #7 · answered by hotchocolate_504 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sing it "Rock a Bye Baby!
2006-08-01 12:30:41 · answer #8 · answered by The Flashman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same way you woold put any baby to sleep. moron
2006-08-01 12:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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