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Marrying your sister, then cheating on her, jealousy, spite and revenge are very admirable qualities in a diety. Sure, He's not perfect, but who is?

2006-08-01 04:48:26 · 7 answers · asked by Kenny ♣ 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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He's not in style anymore. Besides polytheism is too much work. You have to wake up and burn a candle for the god that makes the sun rise, then sacrifice a chicken to the god who makes your crops grow. Then beat your head in homage to the god that impregnated you the night before. It takes all day and you can't get anything done without worshiping in some way first. sheesh

2006-08-01 04:57:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Zeus makes lightning bolts and throws them

we see the lightning bolts and hear thunder ...
that is WAY more proof of Zeus than the other contenders ever produced ...

so .. Zeus - Amen return
(of course if you reject this god Zeus then you have a logical basis for judging the reality of a God and if used on your 'real' god .. you soon realise god is just non real)

2006-08-01 11:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by PlayTOE- 3 · 0 0

It is a known fact that Roman mythology is factually crap. They are awesome stories, but they are stories and nothing more. The days of unintellectual Romans truly believing in them has past.

2006-08-01 11:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by crushinbutterfly 2 · 0 0

We already have.

What has taken you so long?

By the levinbolt, thou hast seen the light!

2006-08-01 12:03:31 · answer #4 · answered by aka DarthDad 5 · 0 0

CAUSE THEY KNOW BETTER.

2006-08-01 17:03:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

are you serious?

2006-08-01 11:53:57 · answer #6 · answered by He is in control 4 · 0 0

My God is. Thanks!:)

2006-08-01 11:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by Yoda Green's Hope 3 · 0 0

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