If you haven't kissed a reindeer today, did you repent?

Question

My God, Santa, wrote in his book that we have to love Reindeers every day. If we don't we are sinners who are an abomination in the eyes of Holy Santa.

2 questions:
1) have you kissed a reindeer today?
2) why does this (even in my eyes) sound just as stupid as when other prejudice people condemn pre-marital sex (for example) based on an also old book, written by people who died long ago, based on the so-called Laws of another imaginary figure?

Answer 1

roflmao!

love it! <3

Answer 2

1. No there are no reindeers here so it is too hard to get one to kiss.

2. Pre-marital sex is OK if you think its OK. Some societies have rules against it and some have laxed theirs. Old books were written to keep the society in line. It is how you define morality (of sexual nature) that matters. But as we all know just as having the sex, others have te right to condemn it........ Not necessarily based on old books.
enjoy.

Answer 3

I kissed 2 dogs a bird and one fat cat today. Sorry no reindeer around to kiss or I might have planted one on it. I don't understand that problem with pre-marital sex. Was Mary a virgin when she married? Don't you think Jesus was getting some action somewhere? I do.
Love & Light
Sharon
One Planet = One People

Answer 4

Becuase the Bible was written by God, through man, not by man.

People can't condem pre-marital sex, God does

and God isn't imaginary, thats the difference

to other anwsers:
The Bible does not contridict itself that satement can only be made by people who don't understan the Bible, when Jesus come to earth, and died for our sins, he cancelled the old testament rules (such as eating only certain food, sacarfices, and so on.... )

Answer 5

If you don't want to believe, ain't nobody forcing you. Santa never claimed to be God, so his claims are not claims we can take as seriously as the man (Jesus) who DID claim to be God. They aren't even historically compatible for comparison. I don't know many people over the ago of 5 who pray to Santa or actually believe in Santa at all. Apples and oranges, my friend.

Answer 6

If you haven't repented of you sins---turned away from them---and asked God for forgiveness, then you will not be a Child of the one true God.

You can mock at you peril. Our natural sinful nature will lead us into many sins, temptations, mockery, depravity, lying, fornication, adultery, covetousness, hatred, and violence against the innocent. But your mockery will be judged. I pray that you will remember that you were told----I have answered your mocking and blasphemous questions before with the Word of God in scriptures.

If you continue to choose your hateful questions---that's you choice. God gave you and all of us free will. But I pray that the Holy Spirit will heal your heart of whatever hurt you've experienced so that you can come to Christ and be saved; so that these sins you commit against God can and will be forgiven.

In Jesus Name, I pray this.....AMEN

Answer 7

If you don't want to believe in God, no one can make you. I hope you find God, but if you don't, it's you're loss. The Bible is as valid today as it was 2,000 years ago. Also, site some proof that God is amaginary.

Answer 8

I mistook a moose for a reindeer, and married it. Does this still count?

Answer 9

I think you answered your own question. And no, I don't kiss reindeer. I kiss cats.

Answer 10

maybe if i had fur and atlers i would have kissed a reindeer today.
it does sound just as stupid, funny stuff when you think about it.

Answer 11

I agree, nobody should follow the Bible word for word, it contradicts itself....but that doesn't automatically prove that God does not exist. I don't read the Bible, and still believe in him.