You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same
speed as you.In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Answer: Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're pissed.
2006-08-01 03:52:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For Pete's Sake; just get off! LOL. LOL. LOL.
(the joke, that is) LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-08-01 07:11:51 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
erm, i dun quite get the question, but are you really in a dangerous situation? since everything is travelling at constant speed as the car you are driving, there is really no danger form the fire engine, the pig and helicopter .....
2006-08-01 11:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by xtcrow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course I would get the fire men to rescue me ......
Or pinch myself as I would be clearly dreaming as I cant even drive a car !!!!
2006-08-01 17:52:34 · answer #3 · answered by cammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I AM NOT GETTING OFF
YOU GO f=ck yourself
I am stayin ON
2006-08-02 15:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO....but this is funnier:
http://www.slickschoppers.com/Readers_Stories/Crazed_Squirrel.htm
2006-08-01 11:01:47 · answer #5 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I actually laughed out loud!!!!
2006-08-01 11:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, love it! :-D
2006-08-01 14:36:04 · answer #7 · answered by copperyclover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmafreakin'O!
2006-08-01 12:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋