Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail."
So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday.
So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did.
''I got 17 people to get off drugs,'' says the first guy.
''Wow, how'd you do that?'' asks the judge.
''I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.''
''Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.''
''Wow. How'd you do that?'' asked the judge.
''Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison...''
2006-08-01 03:51:05 · 28 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First person give me a quick joke right quit ill give u 10 points.. first and funniest! Thanks
2006-08-01 13:24:13 · update #1
quit = quick .. sorry lol
2006-08-01 13:26:27 · update #2
I'LL BE WAITING FUR Y'R **** IN PRISON BEEOTCH!
2006-08-01 03:56:28 · answer #1 · answered by NONAME 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Shut up, stupid naive idiot girl. Get a life, and stop bothering ppl who want to have a good and funny life. Just by looking at your avatar I can tell the kind of person you might be.
2006-08-01 03:55:25 · answer #2 · answered by Genio Atrapado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will agree that drugs are bad. I want to know how many people actually thought that it was an incentive
2006-08-01 03:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by Polo2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i haven't had drugs in over 17 years
2006-08-01 03:54:20 · answer #4 · answered by nas88car300 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no... I would tell my friends not to do drugs!
2006-08-01 07:49:47 · answer #5 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-08-01 05:40:26 · answer #6 · answered by beardedoctopus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-08-01 03:54:31 · answer #7 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will never do drugs
2006-08-01 03:53:27 · answer #8 · answered by christine k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that would keep me off of drugs.......
2006-08-01 03:54:44 · answer #9 · answered by pnk517 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't do drugs. reach for the stars
2006-08-01 17:05:08 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Now that is funny
2006-08-01 03:55:30 · answer #11 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋