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2006-08-01 03:50:56 · 11 answers · asked by urbantiger1294 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
http://www.eyetricks.com/scary_optical_illusion2.htm
2006-08-01 03:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by omgGUESSwho? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two dumd blondes drove to flordia and a sign said floirda left so they turned around and went home.
2006-08-01 10:55:23 · answer #2 · answered by candygirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day, Peter went to a barber shop thinking that it was a restaurant. He asked what is there to eat. The barber told "cutting and shaving". Then peter ordered both!!! ha ha ha ....
2006-08-01 12:13:04 · answer #3 · answered by unni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!
Silly, I know, but it's cute.
2006-08-01 10:57:24 · answer #4 · answered by MANDY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teacher : if u have $3, and ask your father for $2, how much will you have?
Calvin : $3
teacher : You don't know your maths, Calvin
Calvin : You don't know my father, teacher.
2006-08-01 10:57:57 · answer #5 · answered by excusememiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi im 11 i live in california.
2006-08-01 10:56:52 · answer #6 · answered by hun bun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What goes, "Ha-ha, thump?"
Someone laughing their head off.
2006-08-01 10:54:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teacher: 'What is a cannibal?'
Mickey: 'I don't know, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Well, if you ate your mother and father, what would you be?'
Mickey: 'An orphan.'
2006-08-01 11:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there?
shamp!
shamp-who...(shampoo)
lol
its so rubbish its funny
2006-08-01 11:04:26 · answer #9 · answered by gabby d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try yahooligans
2006-08-01 11:04:36 · answer #10 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋