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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

2006-08-01 03:42:36 · 6 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Quick joke back.. first best one gets 10 points.. Thanks

2006-08-01 13:28:43 · update #1

6 answers

Thank you thank you thank you..
I needed something this morning to brighten my day..

2006-08-01 03:47:18 · answer #1 · answered by sassy 6 · 1 0

Something tells me this guy is already married and has experience in saying "no" in different ways.
Very funny.

2006-08-01 03:47:26 · answer #2 · answered by older woman 5 · 0 0

lol i've heard this before but that's okay! check ya later ♥

2006-08-01 05:30:06 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

That's actually pretty funny. Good one! :)

2006-08-01 03:46:11 · answer #4 · answered by ChaiTea 5 · 0 0

HAHA!!!! thats a good one....thats how guys are too lol

2006-08-01 03:46:41 · answer #5 · answered by dixie_gurl872005 2 · 0 0

very odd and funny

2006-08-01 03:45:34 · answer #6 · answered by valgal115 6 · 0 0

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