A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card, invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?"
He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later.
His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.
"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.
"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.
"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook ..."
2006-08-01 03:17:23 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAOROFL
I LOVE THIS ONE. I KNOW JUST HOW SHE FELT!!!
2006-08-01 03:18:25 · answer #1 · answered by bugs bunny 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
between the funniest develop into this guy who develop into about 60, he regarded like a homeless individual yet actually had an area to stay. He obviously had some psychological themes (yet i'm no longer making interesting of that). He walked all round and appeared completely chuffed. I referred to him in a delightful's ice cream parlor in some unspecified time sooner or later sitting on the counter. He develop into eating an ice cream cone, had all of it over his face, moustache, beard, and it merely appeared so lovable because he did not care, he develop into merely lovin' it!
2016-11-27 05:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by fly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe my bf wouldn't have a problem with cooking!
2006-08-01 05:06:28 · answer #3 · answered by 7FAM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. :-P
(Sorry! I just wanted to rain on your joke LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO TO ME! ROFL)
Good job. Nice to see that others here have a sense of humor.
2006-08-01 03:25:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO.. OMG That is so good and so cute
2006-08-01 03:31:23 · answer #5 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been there
2006-08-01 03:23:09 · answer #6 · answered by Mmenard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha poor kid
2006-08-01 03:22:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad......
2006-08-01 03:46:04 · answer #8 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋