Have you herad this one?

Question

Here's another one:
(I updated the names with a more Y2K-6 appeal)

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Tyler raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Paige was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Dustin, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know, I know! He's in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few seconds.
Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Dustin how he knew this.
Little Dustin said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Good Lord, are you still in there?!"

Answer 1

I heard you can't wear cowboy hats cuz Gene Simmon's head is to big

Answer 2

Here's one:
A burglar breaks into a house and the bird says, "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!" The burglar continues burglarizing the house. The bird keeps yelling, "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!" Finally the burglar gets tired of hearing this and says to the bird, "What's your name, bird?" The bird says, "My name is Clyde." The burglar says, "What kind of dumb owners would name a bird Clyde?" The bird says, "The same dumb owners that named the Rockweilder JESUS!!"

Answer 3

Funny.

Answer 4

Yes.

Answer 5

Good one

Answer 6

ha ha ha

And to Creolegirl4life...I believe they are called Rottweilers, not Rockweilders...

Answer 7

hee.. yup i heard it before, sorry about that but it's still a hee for me. great!

Answer 8

lol...thats funny

Answer 9

roflmao!!

Answer 10

LOL. LOL.