1st correct answer, 10 points.
2006-08-01 02:17:02 · 5 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Banana Split
2006-08-01 02:20:48 · answer #1 · answered by just me being me 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
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** What is a pig's favourite karate chop? - A pork chop!!
** How do you stop an elephant from charging? - Take away it's credit cards!!
** Why did the Pensioner put wheels on his rocking chair? - He wanted to rock and roll!!
** Why did the football coach give his team a lighter? - Because they kept losing their matches!!
** What do you give a sick canary? - Tweetment!!
** What happens when two snails have a fight? - They slug it out!!!
** How do you make your coat last? - Make your trousers first!!
** What did the grape say when it got trodden on? - Nothing, it just gave out a little whine!!
** What did the big bean say to the little bean? - Where have you been!!
** Why do golf players wear two pairs of trousers? - In case they get a hole in one!!
** What did the astronauts say about the eight-legged aliens? - Don't worry, they're armless!!
** How do toads fly? - By hopper-craft!!
** What sort of cake do you NOT want for Christmas? - A stomach cake!!
** What's stupid and goes into space? - A loony module!!
** How did the frog cross the road? - He used the Green Cross Toad!
** Where's Hadrian's Wall? - In front of Hadrian's house!
** What's a hedgehogs favourite food? - Prickled Onions!!
** What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderwear
** What did the peanut say to the cashew nut when he lost his wallet?
Aah NUTS!
** What do you get when you bake a cake in a pan?
Pancakes!
** What do you get when you cut a banana in half?
A banana split!
** Why did the Tomcat join computer classes?
To catch a mouse!
** What musical instrument do Spanish fishermen play? - Cast-a-nets!!
** Why did the cleaning lady leave her job? - Because grime doesn't pay!
** Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? - To find Pluto!
** What sits in custard looking cross? - Apple Crumble!
** Where do horses go when they are ill? - The Horse-pital!!
** Where do sick spies go? - The hor-spy-tal !!
** Why was six afraid of seven? - Because seven eight nine!!
** Where do cows go on holiday? - Moo York!!
** How does a pengiun build his home? - Igloos it together!!
** Why did Santa lose his job? - The elves gave him the sack!!
** How do you join the police force? - Handcuff them all together!!
2006-08-01 03:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A banana split
2006-08-01 02:24:42 · answer #3 · answered by Ark Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
half a banana?
2006-08-01 02:23:21 · answer #4 · answered by wildirishrose19522000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ban ana.
2006-08-01 02:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋