Funniest and whackiest one gets 10 pts.
2006-08-01 01:21:53 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm the girl whose gay boss hit on her....Let me clarify: my boss, who's a man, and gay, hit on me, a blonde girl with hair to my waist who only wears skirts to work. Then I had to tell him that the whole office knows he's gay on account of his boyfriend the loudmouth....
And now I'm the girl who works for my boss' partner instead.
2006-08-01 01:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by Whedonist 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
George Bush
2006-08-01 01:35:48 · answer #2 · answered by Abhi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a psychopathic chocolate lover with a chocoholic alter ego who turns into a hulk like monster when ever her chocolate is stolen - usually stolen by Count Dracula till my alter ego's best friend (and Draky-Poo's neice) comes and beats the **** out of him and gives my alter ego her chocolate back.
2006-08-01 02:04:19 · answer #3 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im a human bieng born on earth with
sometimes im a ladder
sometimes im a cat
sometimes im a dog with a really big ***
hahahahahahahahahaha
2006-08-01 02:04:36 · answer #4 · answered by Brandi W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to have your entire inventory so I can rule the world of nips and be their leader, the one they have forsaken for. To proudly conceive the declaration of liberation and exuberation and to testify before all that I am Mr. Retarded Man.
2006-08-01 01:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am one of the human in the world. my name is Sameera.I have answered your question to get 10 points so that i can reach the 2nd level.
2006-08-01 01:50:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was a nobody then a somebody and now a nobody.
It all depends on if the IRS is paying me or if I am paying them which determines if I am someone or not lol.
2006-08-01 01:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm the guy you are going to give 10 points to.
BTW here is something funny and wacky for you....
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/fartingpreacher.html
2006-08-01 02:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by JunaD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the oldest of 4
2006-08-01 01:25:32 · answer #9 · answered by msjudy58 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am 5 of 8
I am also an astral wanderer, during my recharge time. Therefore, I am only truly awake while I am 'sleeping', and I am unconscious while I am awake.
2006-08-01 01:24:22 · answer #10 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Biggest Nightmare!!! i am coming to get u.. keep ur eyes open.. watch out every moment.. 4 the PREETZELLA!!.. u never know when i can strike next.. muhahaha
2006-08-01 01:28:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋