If a retard?

Question

Ate 94 pence in the morning, followed by a shoe a pencil and a piece of paper for lunch.

In the evening, he poo'd out the shoe with 27 pence but then ate two two pound coins and a handful of gravel

The following day he had a big poo, but only seven coins came out but he ate another hand ful of change which consisted of 29 two pence pieces, nineteen little twigs, twelve boogers, seven 50 pence pieces and three quarters he found on the street.

How much money would he still have left, and where how much interest could he earn if he was sick on a bank managers lap?

Answer 1

Hmm .. Let's say...Your father is a battleship in Lake Michigan...your Mother is a refrigerator in Ohio ... If it takes a rooster 40 years to lay a doorknob ... then how many flapjacks does it take to cover one side of a doghouse ?...

drats!You've heard it!..yep 43 cents ...

Answer 2

This is easy.....29 two pence pieces, nineteen little twigs, twelve boogers, seven 50 pence pieces and three quarters he found on the street obviously add up to 427 minus seven sheets of tissue (allowing for deflation) and divided and sub-divided by three pints of custard (what a night) to give you a balance of two peanuts and a horse. Add in the lap-interest rate of 20 per cent of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and two Joe Coles and you are left with exactly 94 pence in change...right back where we started....sorry spoilt your little game of trying to catch us out, especially with the red pencil herring, clearly intended to lead us up some dark back passage somewhere..............shoe schmoo poo

Answer 3

OMG thats a hell of a question (+_+)LOL.Sorry I dont know the answer althought I would like to know it (^_^).

P.S : did you know that your name means one in Japanese? (Im
a Japanese freak LOL ) *I wish I lived in Japan (T_T)

Anyway BYE!! ...........(^_^)

Answer 4

I dont know how much did you?

Answer 5

so this is a question about yourself

Answer 6

a sh-- load of money