In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd Like to come back as a bear. When your a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, your suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When your a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while your sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definatley deal with that.
If your a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat away anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If your a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR
2006-08-01 00:27:16 · 16 answers · asked by Mj 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, very funny.
2006-08-01 00:33:43 · answer #1 · answered by Gone 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Amen
2006-08-01 00:32:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
but bears stink and live in the wild and cant watch tv or get on the net or talk on a cell phone hell they cant talk at all i for one coudnt deal with that im a talker
but hey be a bear if you want
2006-08-01 00:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by ashley t 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny. Are you a stand up? You should be. Best wishes. I can bearly stop laughing (you can tell that I'm not a stand up).
Peace
2006-08-01 00:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by Hesed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel you, but I wanna be a Pig in my next life, cos I hear their orgasm lasts for at least 30 minutes!
2006-08-01 00:35:08 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope,i would rather be a bird,at least i could fly very high and i could visit places.
2006-08-01 00:41:11 · answer #6 · answered by none 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your to funny.I agree with you 100%.ha,ha!
2006-08-01 00:32:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke
2006-08-01 00:44:24 · answer #8 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-08-01 00:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by miths 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. That's ALL RIGHT!! LOL. Yep.
Have a great day!
2006-08-01 02:00:58 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋