2006-07-31 23:41:22 · 10 answers · asked by XCuteX 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wot do u do if ur stuck in an elevator wid a lion, a leopard nd a lawyer, wid a gun tha has 2 bullets?
SHOOT THE LAWYER TWICE 2 MAKE SURE E IS DEAD!!!
wots the diff between a hooker nd a lawyer?
A HOOKER WILL STOP TRYING 2 SCREW U ONCE UR DEAD!!!
2006-07-31 23:50:44 · answer #1 · answered by boing boing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day St. Peter and Satan are bored. So they decided to play some poker. But after so many rounds, St. Peter lose 9 in 10 games.
So he's suspecious and look through Satan clothes and sure enough he found some cards. So he started to argue with Satan about not cheating and they both heated up the conversation!!
Finally, St. Peter could not take it any more and said
"You and me are going to God and decide on the court of all justices!!!"
To that there is a crocked smile on Satan's face and says,
"Sure! I've all the lawyers I need but what do you have? Alley Mcbeal?"
2006-08-01 06:53:02 · answer #2 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a lawyer telling jokes?
http://street-and-ragsdale.com/law_news/law_humor.html
2006-08-03 11:36:51 · answer #3 · answered by Curious_lee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between a lawyer and dracula?, even after a while dracula gets tired of sucking blood.
2006-08-01 08:55:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Rotweiller!
2006-08-04 20:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by antomadden 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"A man went to an HONEST lawyer ..."
lmao best answer here
2006-08-01 10:07:34 · answer #6 · answered by Togers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"A man went to an HONEST lawyer ..."
2006-08-01 07:39:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, here we goes, You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. hehehe!... funny?
2006-08-01 09:40:41 · answer #8 · answered by elsa s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-08-01 07:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by deebeein 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES
that will be £150.00p for my advice
thank you
2006-08-02 15:48:04 · answer #10 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋