1 - the people's Republic of Milton Keynes
2 - Mustique
3 - a world of your own
2006-07-31 23:38:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well ideally once I've conquered the entire world, I'd like to live somewhere sunny and picturesque - at the moment I'm thinking of setting up HQ in Rio on a golden throne flanked by my two pet tigers, Brian and Ethel, but it seems like the Brazilians are quite happy with their current president, so that might have to be a long term goal. For the time being, I'm training a small army of dwarves and robots to prepare for a march on Whitehall which I've pencilled into my filofax for 5 October. If any Answerers are free that day, and have any home made weapons, I'd much appreciate your help... here is what Louise's Revolutionary Movement stands for:
1. Abolition of the monarchy, and use of all royal residences and money that used to pay for the monarchy for homeless people.
2. 50% upper band of income tax.
3. Ski lifts and aerial runways to be installed on all hills to make moving around more fun.
4. Government funding to faith schools to cease, and RE to include obligatory teaching on all major religions
5. PPE, and at least one foreign language obligatory at GCSE level
6. Jelly babies and peanuts to be handed out to all commuters at rush hour to cheer up their journey
7. Tony Blair and all those advisers responsible for taking us to war to be chained to Parliament Square amid the reinstated protest banners, and forced to watch a slide show of all the people who have died in Iraq a la Clockwork Orange
2006-08-02 10:35:41 · answer #1 · answered by comradelouise 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
3
2006-08-02 11:16:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After spending most of my time in number 3, I think I would like to live in number 2. Been to milton keynes before, nothing against it!!
2006-08-01 09:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by PhoebeR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everybody lives in a world of there own to a certain degree so no need to revolt there as for the other 2 are they really worth having a revoloution over...please at least make it more appealing to the pleasure of the mind...
But if I had to choose I would choose 3. why because the world thats mine is perfected by me for me....
2006-07-31 23:47:09 · answer #4 · answered by celtic_colieen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've spent my life preparing for this. I'm already at the point of knowing that should the revolution come, I am already safely ensconced in my own little world.
I have a good stock of daydreams and there's some lager in the fridge.
Anyway, what revolution? I didn't notice.
2006-08-01 01:13:33 · answer #5 · answered by Neil - the hypocrite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Milton Keynes where the friendly cows could rule in a calm and fair manner
2006-08-01 00:19:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3.
2006-08-01 02:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, how are you? I would rather live to the world of my own, theres no other choice, theres no other place to live on. Would you mind staying with me together forever, joke...Im just kidding.!!!
2006-08-01 02:57:05 · answer #8 · answered by elsa s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a world of my own- building up history
2006-08-02 03:02:03 · answer #9 · answered by cmilja m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
revolution in this country do me a favour they couldn't organize a piss up in brewery without somebody having "issues" about something
2006-07-31 23:45:07 · answer #10 · answered by Andrew1968 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋