A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.
(not finish yet i add notes)
2006-07-31 22:56:53 · 23 answers · asked by anti_money 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."
The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a f**king idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"
2006-07-31 22:57:26 · update #1
lol that was pretty funny lol ^^learn how to take a joke^^ yep check ya later ♥
2006-08-01 03:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think if the lion ate the Giraffe .. it would more delicious .. I did not like the Joke.
2006-07-31 23:36:12 · answer #2 · answered by enada2002 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey thats quite good!! Hope you made it up urself, if its yours you could polish it up a bit, i dont know how but theres a little something missing, best of luck
2006-07-31 23:12:53 · answer #3 · answered by player 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya It's to Long to tell you the truth I did not even read it.
But your Picher of you Rocks
2006-07-31 23:00:45 · answer #4 · answered by onemorejonathan4u 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant but one of the longest jokes i have ever heard
2006-07-31 23:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by oasis 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't wanna read it.
Anyways 2 pts.
2006-07-31 23:23:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not really that funny..... its somewhat cute. Its like the joke you tell when all the others you know have been told..
2006-07-31 23:14:18 · answer #7 · answered by minx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OHHH GOD! Love it all the way to the end of the forest! OHH GOD! Can't stop laughing!
GOSH! HHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHHHHHHHHHH aaaaaHHHHHHHHH HHAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA
2006-07-31 23:07:44 · answer #8 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny. LOL
2006-08-01 00:43:46 · answer #9 · answered by Hesed 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not so funny for making you happy i can say it s fantastic
2006-08-01 01:13:05 · answer #10 · answered by Riya 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋