The beautiful eighteen-year-old girl sobbed
hysterically at the funeral service of her
seventy-five-year-old husband. She confided in a
friend, "We had such a happy marriage for the
three months it lasted. Every Sunday morning he
would make love to me, keeping time with the
rhythm of the church bells." She sobbed again,
then added, "If that fire engine hadn't clanged
by, he'd be alive today."
2006-07-31 20:56:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's cute. I've seen variations and they always make me smile.
2006-07-31 21:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite good, yeah, but it was an ice cream van in the version I heard lol.
2006-08-01 04:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fire truck / an ice cream van can b dngrs - take care
2006-08-01 09:03:46 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but disgusting.
2006-08-01 04:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by 8_letters_3_words_1_meaning 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This jokes older than me... it was funny the first time i heard it
2006-08-01 04:09:55 · answer #5 · answered by dosey-rosey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think he was a millionnaire,..... if so the girl is so damn rich.....no wonder she married a oldage man......lmao*_*
2006-08-01 09:43:53 · answer #6 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny.
2006-08-01 03:59:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh, is her husband the owner of the playboy mansion?
2006-08-02 16:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by Jac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe.. very funny.. nice joke
2006-08-01 04:09:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, cute........ poor little old guy...at least he died happy :)
2006-08-01 04:34:34 · answer #10 · answered by hey you 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋