You're driving a Semi-Truck. The truck ways a few tons. Theres 16 wheels. Each wheel weighs a lot. Gas is Half Full. The Air Conditioning is on. The air bag it broken. The truck is yellow. It's carrying Furniture. It's very comfortble. Now how old is the driver? Tell me if you don't get it. plus, I can give you the answer if you ask.
2006-07-31 20:02:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You can? Ok, how old am I?
2006-07-31 20:08:40 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 10:39:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
17-25
2006-08-01 01:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, off the top of my head, the driver was born on halloween, 1991, is 5'5'', 121 pounds, has shaggy dark brown hair, and lives in Anchorage, Alaska. Of course, just of the top of my head...I really hate it when people put riddles on here that are much better spoken than written. No offense, I do it too.
2006-07-31 21:27:07 · answer #4 · answered by Joga Bonito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you just young or are you really dumb? If you're a kid I understand. But if you are over 16, shame on you!
2006-07-31 20:42:34 · answer #5 · answered by mathwhiz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
15! yay! lol there are many variations of this riddle but oh well yay! check ya later ♥
2006-07-31 20:16:22 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
17 cuz im driving it and im 17
2006-07-31 20:06:35 · answer #7 · answered by sniperkill546 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u gv da anser
2006-08-01 01:10:56 · answer #8 · answered by IVY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im driving, obviously...now how old am i?
2006-07-31 20:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by dr schmitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it. can u tell me the answer?? thnx!!
2006-07-31 21:30:33 · answer #10 · answered by 8_letters_3_words_1_meaning 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋