At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth". The boy decides to go home and try it out.
He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug."
2006-07-31 19:43:51 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nope didn't get it from SENDOUTNEWSLETTER.COM its just a coincidence that its there
2006-07-31 20:13:52 · update #1
thats definetly the joke of the night you got any others.
2006-07-31 19:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by ripdom415 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is funny I have a joke.
A little kid prays to God but the parents over here, and he says "Thank you for the great day, bless mommy,daddy and good bye Grand ma". The next day Grand ma dies, The parents freak out a bit and wait till thier son prays again. This time he prays "Thank you for the great day, bless mommy,daddy and good bye Grand pa". The next day grand pa dies. And now they really freak out and are very nice with their kid. The kid goes to pray and says "Thank you for the great day, bless mommy,daddy and good bye Daddy". The next day the found the milk man lying dead infront of their house....
I a bit lame, but I liked it.
2006-07-31 23:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by anti_money 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 08:14:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the lyrics to the song u wrote about a month ago juss 2 let u kno!
2006-08-01 00:44:06 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good jokes from you and anti_money.
2006-08-01 10:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares if u got it from sum place else...awsome joke lol
2006-07-31 20:33:37 · answer #6 · answered by runner_825825 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL....awesome joke
2006-07-31 19:47:35 · answer #7 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic,awesome,nice,very funny
2006-08-01 01:59:17 · answer #8 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old but still very good
2006-07-31 21:31:21 · answer #9 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
extraordianry joke!
2006-07-31 21:19:42 · answer #10 · answered by Mane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋