2006-07-31 19:38:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
Ooooh, in all seriousness, I was on the military base with my two children. I was holding my then 3-year old daughter's hand and my son (then 6) was holding her other hand. We were passing through the lobby--which echoed--and were near a desk where several servicemen were present. My daughter suddenly spoke up in her already-loud voice and said, "Can somebody let go of my hand? My vagina itches!" Uuuuuuuuuugh!
2006-07-31 19:44:04 · answer #1 · answered by WhyAskWhy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well this was mostly my husband fault...but it was still incredibly embarrassing! We were in the Walmart parking lot and I am 35 weeks preggo so we were going to park in the New and Expecting Mothers parking spot and this crappy van pulled in...it was an obese middle-aged man and my husband was livid so he yelled (in the car) "Are you pregnant" followed by a couple choice words. The man was then in front of us in the store when my 3 year old son asked him if he was pregnant. OMG I thought I was going to die!
2006-08-01 10:42:25 · answer #2 · answered by totspotathome 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about when your son stands up on the front row at church holding his middle finger up at the nice age of about two and asks very loudly "dad is this a bad finger?" (and no..we had no idea where that came from) but even the preacher stopped talking and everyone in the church looked as us, so I said yes it is and if you stick it up in the air again I will break it off which made the entire church chuckle including our preacher, but I could have crawled under a rock!!
2006-08-01 02:46:38 · answer #3 · answered by Resasour 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something my son ate didnt get along with his stomach so he started to throw up. and i didnt want him to walk in it before i cleaned it. So I had my bf's little brother hold him. i was like ahh wait lemme turn him around incase he throws up again. and right as i did turned him. He threw up on my face. it was in my hair, my nose. thank god my mouth was shut though.. Most of my bf's brothers and sisters were there and so was his parents.. It was nice.. i was like err.. yummy.. ham and juice.
2006-08-01 02:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by Nina R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When she thought this fat lady was pregnant... She asked her ...
"when is your baby coming out?..."
I froze and prayed that I will vanish like a bubble inside that elevator... That was the longest 20 seconds of my life...
2006-08-01 02:42:39 · answer #5 · answered by :-) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh he just started walking so we took him to the doctors for being sick cause he is only a year old and he walked around the doctors office saying shxx
2006-08-01 02:42:39 · answer #6 · answered by Melinda D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flunked a spelling test. I'm sure YOU can relate.
2006-08-01 02:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by mark c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rip a mean fart in front of a crowd. oh wait i have no children, mustve been me. =P
2006-08-01 02:42:07 · answer #8 · answered by Phillip R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my nephew painted the walls with poop from his diaper....at someone elses house.
2006-08-01 02:44:52 · answer #9 · answered by mypurpleelephant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not being born
2006-08-01 02:41:33 · answer #10 · answered by elmo - l = emo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋