Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?" Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! '' As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers.."It's pronounced 'quiche'."
2006-07-31 19:34:24 · 6 answers · asked by flicflac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
extremely funny.....10 if you are rating
2006-07-31 19:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hilarious lol check ya later â¥
2006-08-01 02:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-01 09:02:04 · answer #3 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute!
2006-08-01 02:57:36 · answer #4 · answered by Nisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bol! funny :)
2006-08-01 02:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-01 02:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by kenth_35 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋