I thought this was hilarious, and supposely its true.. Its a mix of Bill Engvall "Here's you sign" in no yours trully.. Wal Mart!!
2006-07-31 19:32:25 · 2 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wal-Mart Humor
I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart
and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I
told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before
I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was
going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was
by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.
2006-07-31 19:32:38 · update #1
Horrified,
she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking
my balls and a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to stagger out the door.
2006-07-31 19:32:58 · update #2