a talking dog?

Question

a guy goes into a bar and sits down. he puts a dog down on the stool beside him. the bartender comes over asks the guy about the dog. the guy asks the bartender if my dog orders the drinks will you give them to me for free. the bartender says alright and the dog says I'd like two beers. one for me and one for my friend. the bartender is astonished. he goes to get the beers and comes back and says thats amazing you have to show my buddy in the bar across the street. Here's 20 bucks will you go over there and order a drink. so the dog looks at the man and says I'll be right back and leaves the bar. the guy drinks the one beer while he talks to the bartender. then he starts to worry because the dog hasn't come back yet. so he goes out into the street and sees the dog with a pretty french poodle. he says rover what are you doing. I have never seen you do such a thing before. the dog says back I've never had 20 dollars before.

ok so its an old one and it goes a long way for the punchline

Answer 1

so, two muffins are in an oven.

one muffin turns to the other, and says "is it hot in here, or is it me?"

and the other muffin says "Holy sh*t, a talking muffin."

Answer 2

A guy walks into the Doctor's office with a frog on his head. The Doctor says, "Can I help you?"
The frog replies, "Can you remove this wart from my a$$?"

Answer 3

well maybe it was a puppet or he trained the dog or he was the dog cause like they say 'men are dogs'...lol JK...

Answer 4

this joke is kinda old, sorry sweetpea check ya later ♥

Answer 5

wow dogs talk. jk